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Biden Blathers as He Gets Jabbed, Begs For More COVID Cash

(Mark PellinHeadline USA) In the wake of a White House spokesperson having to clarify that only ā€œPresident Biden decides what President Biden is going to say,ā€ after the gaffe-prone senior citizen went off script and called for regime change in Russia, the same bumbler-in-chief was left looking dazed and confused when he rolled up his sleeve to receive his fourth COVID jab.

ā€œSo now Iā€™m going to get my second booster shot,ā€ Biden said, after delivering a pitch for COVID.gov, a new website he touted as a ā€œone-stop shop where anyone in America can find what they need to navigate the virus. Free vaccines and boosters. Free at-home tests, high quality masks.ā€

ā€œIā€™m not sure why Iā€™m doing it on stage,ā€ Biden griped as he tottered across a mock White House set. ā€œTo prove Iā€™m getting it, I guess.ā€

That and to lobby for increased COVID funding.

ā€œWe have enough tests on hand to weather the surge,ā€ Biden said, according to ABC News.

ā€œBut without funding, weā€™re not going to be able to sustain the testing capacity beyond the month of June,ā€ he warned. ā€œAnd if we fail to invest, we leave ourselves vulnerable if another wave of the virus hits.ā€

Asking for additional COVID funding, though, is a tough sell after already blowing through a staggering $6 trillion in pandemic spending and losing a scandalous amount of money to fraud.

But that didnā€™t stop Biden from struggling to roll up his sleeve and trying, as he stoically blew off questions about Russian henchman Vladimir Putin, the ongoing Ukraine crisis and a massive immigration surge looming on the southern border.

ā€œIā€™ve always thought that it discourages people getting the vaccination when they watch people get a needle in their arm,ā€ Biden said after getting spiked. ā€œSo I apologize for discouraging.

ā€œIt didnā€™t hurt a bit, and I was able to roll my sleeve up,ā€ he said proudly.

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